After thirty years in assembly at Eastman Kodak, Shmeevil lost job and pension when the company failed to transition from film to digital. Desperate for work and money, Shmeevil sought a living in various illegal trades, falling in with a bad crowd in the process and eventually becoming right-hand goon to the notorious Phintesmo Blyme.
The Trekkledoon Gilogorgo was contracted to play the creature in the desert pit in "Return of the Jedi," but dropped out due to creative differences with George Lucas. The Gilogorgo’s biggest pet peeve is when people mispronounce its name (it’s “Hee-logorgo”).
Nothing could make the gloomy Princess of Wunderdum laugh – not clowns, Dave Barry columns, Curb Your Enthusiasm, BBC’s The Office, NBC’s The Office (not even when it was good; nobody thinks post-Michael Scott Office is funny)…Nothing.
One day she was visited by Derring-Do Dan and his comedy weasels, who reduced her to joyous hysterics. She then decided to leave her sheltered life behind, eloped with the villainous Kommander Kroakula, and became forever known as the roguish Dastardly Diana.